ARASHI MEME XD
1.You were baited by Jun-kun. YES
2.Anything over 49kg is “fat”. NO
3.The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. YES
4.You’re forever daydreaming and imagining… about Arashi and you. YES
5.You save for NatsuCon… the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc. YES
6.Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipple shirts and Daisy Dukes. YES
7.You’re envious of the Arashi FC members. YES
8.You’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. YES
9.Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV 19074546 times. YES
10.Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. NO
11.The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”. NO
12.And then the kanji of all the members’ names. NO
13.When speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae”, “umai”, “kuse”. YES
14.Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. YES
15.When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. YES
16.No matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hr TV. YES
17.You want a pet and his name is Momo. NO
18.You name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. YES
19.The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. NO
20.The best university in all of Japan is Keio, period. YES
21.You’ve bought a baby blue DS. NO
22.You didn’t know Jun was the youngest. NO
23.You didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. YES
24.Before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life. YES
25.One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. YES
26.You’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. YES
27.No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. YES
28.You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. NO
29.Your friends can put names to faces. YES
30.When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members. YES
31.You wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.YES
32.Spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. NO
33.There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… YES
34.Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi. YES
35.Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. NO
36.Aiba has the best English in all of Japan. YES
37.December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is Aiba’s birthday. YES
38.When going to karaoke you sing at least one Arashi song. HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE KARAOKE
39.When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus… NO
40.You’ve been jealous of animals. NO
41.You read “asahi” as “arashi”. YES
42.The best actor in Japan is Nino, period. YES
43.Short guys are DEFINITELY okay. YES
44.Guys with bad skin are okay too. NO
45.Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too. NO
46.When someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno. YES
47.Sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”. NO
48.Therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino. (Lol this is cute. I don’t go that far though.) NO
49.Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. YES
50.You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi. YES
51.You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports. YES
52.Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. YES
53.You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide. YES
54.You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. (Amen!) YES
55.You start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”. YES
56.When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi. (EVERY TIME.) YES
57.Nino should be a professional song writer. YES
58.The only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho. NO
59.Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion. YES
60.When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.” YES
61.Your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name. YES BUT NOT THE NAME
62.Gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi. NO
63.Have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. NO
64.When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. YES
65.Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things. NO
66.Like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation. NO
67.Fancams are heaven sent. NO
68.You buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy. YES
69.You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. NO
70.Many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there. YES
71.You are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu. TES
72.You have gone down the list of “requirements for Arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. YES
73.Guys who paint their nails are okay. YES BUT ONLY THEM XD
74.Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000x more clothes than you. YES
75.Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal. YES
76.You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. YES
77.You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi. YES
78.The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s. YES
79.Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”. NO
80.Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. YES BUT ONLY THEM XD
81.You watched Gokusen/Kimi Wa Petto/Bambino/Tokyo Tower/Hana Yori Dango etc. just for MatsuJun. YES
82.Guys kissing/hugging each other/holding hands is no problem now. ALWAYS YES
2.Anything over 49kg is “fat”. NO
3.The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. YES
4.You’re forever daydreaming and imagining… about Arashi and you. YES
5.You save for NatsuCon… the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc. YES
6.Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipple shirts and Daisy Dukes. YES
7.You’re envious of the Arashi FC members. YES
8.You’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. YES
9.Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV 19074546 times. YES
10.Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. NO
11.The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”. NO
12.And then the kanji of all the members’ names. NO
13.When speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae”, “umai”, “kuse”. YES
14.Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. YES
15.When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. YES
16.No matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hr TV. YES
17.You want a pet and his name is Momo. NO
18.You name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. YES
19.The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. NO
20.The best university in all of Japan is Keio, period. YES
21.You’ve bought a baby blue DS. NO
22.You didn’t know Jun was the youngest. NO
23.You didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. YES
24.Before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life. YES
25.One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. YES
26.You’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. YES
27.No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. YES
28.You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. NO
29.Your friends can put names to faces. YES
30.When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members. YES
31.You wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.YES
32.Spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. NO
33.There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… YES
34.Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi. YES
35.Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. NO
36.Aiba has the best English in all of Japan. YES
37.December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is Aiba’s birthday. YES
38.When going to karaoke you sing at least one Arashi song. HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE KARAOKE
39.When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus… NO
40.You’ve been jealous of animals. NO
41.You read “asahi” as “arashi”. YES
42.The best actor in Japan is Nino, period. YES
43.Short guys are DEFINITELY okay. YES
44.Guys with bad skin are okay too. NO
45.Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too. NO
46.When someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno. YES
47.Sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”. NO
48.Therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino. (Lol this is cute. I don’t go that far though.) NO
49.Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. YES
50.You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi. YES
51.You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports. YES
52.Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. YES
53.You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide. YES
54.You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. (Amen!) YES
55.You start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”. YES
56.When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi. (EVERY TIME.) YES
57.Nino should be a professional song writer. YES
58.The only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho. NO
59.Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion. YES
60.When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.” YES
61.Your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name. YES BUT NOT THE NAME
62.Gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi. NO
63.Have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. NO
64.When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. YES
65.Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things. NO
66.Like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation. NO
67.Fancams are heaven sent. NO
68.You buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy. YES
69.You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. NO
70.Many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there. YES
71.You are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu. TES
72.You have gone down the list of “requirements for Arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. YES
73.Guys who paint their nails are okay. YES BUT ONLY THEM XD
74.Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000x more clothes than you. YES
75.Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal. YES
76.You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. YES
77.You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi. YES
78.The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s. YES
79.Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”. NO
80.Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. YES BUT ONLY THEM XD
81.You watched Gokusen/Kimi Wa Petto/Bambino/Tokyo Tower/Hana Yori Dango etc. just for MatsuJun. YES
82.Guys kissing/hugging each other/holding hands is no problem now. ALWAYS YES
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